Guides

Straight answers, no coyness. These are the things people actually want to know before they buy, written the way we’d explain them to a friend.

Materials: what your toy is actually made of

Silicone, TPE, glass, steel, ABS. What is body-safe, what is porous, what you can boil, and what you should not put oil-based lube anywhere near. The single most useful thing to understand before spending money.

Size & fit

How to read a measurement, why girth matters more than length, how to size a cock ring so it works instead of hurting, and how to pick a plug you can actually wear.

Choosing a lubricant

Water-based, silicone-based, hybrid, oil. Which one goes with which toy, which one destroys condoms, and why the wrong lube ruins a good silicone toy permanently.

Starting out

If you have never bought anything like this before: what to get first, what to skip, and what nobody tells you.

Care & cleaning

How to clean each material, what to store toys in, when to throw something away, and why “waterproof” and “submersible” are not the same word.